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The following are already known for sure about coronavirus:
1. You can’t leave the house, but if necessary, you can.
2. Masks do not help at all, but they must be worn.
3. Shops are closed, but they are opened if necessary.
4. It’s useless to go to hospitals with this, but you must go.
5. This virus is deadly, but in principle not scary.
6. Gloves will not help, but they are needed.
7. Everyone stays at home, but everyone walks.
8. Food in supermarkets is full, but someone is missing it.
9. The virus does not affect children, but children are in danger.
10. There is not enough equipment, but enough equipment.
11. There are many symptoms that you are sick, but you can get sick without symptoms.
12. In order not to get sick, you need to train, but you can’t go to gyms and jogging.
13. It is best to walk in the air, but in the air, especially in parks, it is impossible.
14. Full at risk, but it’s better to sit at home and eat than to walk in the air.
15. You cannot come to the elderly, but you can bring food and medicine.
16. You cannot go out with a coronavirus patient, but you can go to a pharmacy and a store.
17. You cannot go to the elderly relatives yourself, but you can order them delivery, the peddlers who, without masks and gloves, are in contact with hundreds of people a day.
18. Each kindle panic begins his message with the words "I do not want to kindle a panic, but."
19. The fines are not legally justified in any way, but they are written out.
20. Fines were invented for those who violate quarantine, but you can also fine those who simply went out into the park.
19. Promised benefits for the unemployed in the amount of 19,500 rubles, but labor exchanges refuse to register.
20. A state of emergency has not been declared, but authorities behave as if they were.
21. There is no house arrest, but no one should leave.
22. You can move around with your car, but they will take her to a parking lot.
23. You can’t meet with an elderly mother and grandmother, but an extraneous Uzbek taxi driver can.
24. Personal data is protected by law, but you must pass it on the first whistle to a surveillance program that stores them in the clear and is not protected in any way.
25. Only Asians are sick, but most Europeans have died.
26. The virus lives on different surfaces for two hours, no, four, no, six, no, seventeen days. But he needs a humid environment. No, I don’t need it anymore.

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